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🏒 Meilleur Aux Monde = Montréal Fans are #1 🥇

Montréal Fans are by far the #1 reason that Montréal est la meilleure ville pour le hockey, but still only part of the reason. In this Blurb hosted by ex-Hab ‘Big’ Georges Laraque, and Adam ‘The Bambi’ Susser, we give you all the reasons why ‘MTL est tellement Habs!’.
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Montreal Potholes Come in All Shapes and Sizes

Whenever spring time comes around so do our famous Montreal potholes. This year especially, with all the construction, it seems like ‘Montreal IS a Pothole’. In this MTL Blurb, Dave investigates the creature that is our Montreal pothole.
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Eat Healthy And Touch Yourself To Fuck Cancer!!!

Get tickets (a shirt) to the MTL Fuck Cancer event: http://www.letsfcancer.com/event/matoma/.

Kim teamed up with the crew over at Fuck Cancer to give Montreal the “5 Ways to Fuck Cancer”. With some good habits and support for the cause we can all try to say ‘Fuck Cancer’.

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5$ is NOT Going to Work at Montreal Clubs…

Seems like there are some pretty obvious things to NOT do to get in at your fav Montreal Clubs. Still, it seems like in every lineup there are “those” people. So, Fafa Khan and Carla Kazzi, gatekeeper at Buonanotte, give the best tips on “How to Get in the Club”.

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Thai Vacation!!! Get Away Montreal!!!

Natasha is back in the Montreal after a vacation to Thailand! Because the trip was so fun and eye opening she wants to motivate you to do the same! So, she brings us the highlights of her trip in “MTL is SO NOT Thailand!”.

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5 Days Out in the Cold for the Homeless ❄

We heard 5 Days for the Homeless is at Concordia University, so the MTL Blurb team visited the group to see how we, and you, can help out.




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🍺 Classic MTL St. Paddy’s Day 🍀

With St. Paddy’s Day around the corner MTL Blurb’s resident wino Jess Abran, accompanied by designated Blurber Tiffany Thompson (DRINK RESPONSIBLY PEOPLE!), give you the reasons why “MTL is SOOOO Drunk”.

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💏 PDA Overload!! 💑

Local MTL artists Ashgrxphics and Miro LaFlaga drop by to convince all MTLrs to date one of our many local artists. Here are their “5 Reasons to Date a MTL Artist”.

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💥 OUR TRUMPOCALYPSE!? 💥

Montreal Trump style! Bunty and Raniiaa give a glimpse into how MTL and Quebec would look in our own “Trumpocalypse”.


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👵 Bubbie Knows BEST!!!! 💓

Adam Susser’s bubbie has been around the block, so who best to help Adam give MTL “the BEST Places to Have Sex In Montreal This Valentines Day!”

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🤔 Really!? The SHORTEST month!?!? 📅

Given all the craziness going on in the world right now, Tiffany Thompson and Cindy Charles decide to focus on the positive and give us the ‘5 Ways to Celebrate Black History in MTL’.


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🗻🌍 Climbing Kilimanjaro!?!?

Adamo Mariani is on a mission for 2017: To raise money and awareness for his cousin Sammy Cavallaro and others with Spinal Muscular Atrophy. So, he has decided to climb Mount Kilimanjaro at the end of January in Sammy’s name and donate all the proceeds to Families of SMA. Knowing Adamo, he’s going all the way to the top! To pass the motivation along Adamo teams up with Sammy to give everyone “3 Reasons to Rise to the Challenge in 2017”.


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MONTREAL HOMELESS NEED HELP!!!!

Montreal homeless need our, your, and everyone’s help! Samantha Kris and Dave Black talked to a few of our cities homeless and to Sterling Downey to find out how we can help.




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🏒💩🐶🚗🎄 MTL’s S#*tty Recap Video!!!! 😤

2016 has been admittedly rough on MTL, so we had Bunty and Natasha remind you of all those downright s#*tty things that happened in our fair city this year.


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🎄🎉 CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!

A whole gang of MTL Blurb hosts drop into Adamo’s Christmas party for some fun and laughs!
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🎁 For OUR Mayor!!!! 🎄

‘Tis the season and at over at MTL Blurb Jess and Bunty have come up with THE best gift for our illustrious mayor!
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A MTL BLURB FIRST!!!!

Black girls have serious Montreal problems people! Tiffany Thompson sets MTL Blurb, and maybe all Montreal, straight with her “MTL Black Girl Problems”.

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❄ NATURE’S BUKKAKE!!! ☃

The snow has arrived in full force and so have all the very MTL things that come with it. Alex Melki and Kim Harper let you know what to expect with ‘MTL is So Snow’.

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🐮 REVENGE OF THE COW!?!

Local vegan aficionado Lara Mackenzie is always hearing silly arguments against her veganism; she lets us know the worst ones with her ‘Vegan Problems’.
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⭐ Heats his house with his OVEN?!?!?

After 3 seasons with the Alouettes, former star wide receiver Duron Carter likes at lot of things about Montreal, is confused about some things, and other things are just not to his tastes…
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